
Playbook Barney - Time Traveller Step 1 - Buy awesome make up so you can start adding those details to look older! Not too much thought, we don't want to look like Emperor Palpatine! Step 2 - Enter your local bar as an old man, approach your target and ask for there name. As soon as they say it say 'I knew it, (her name) you're the one who can change everything or spell out our inevitable doom. Step 3 - Explain that you are on a top secret mission from the future, to prove you point have you friends placed in the bar and tell only one to slap another when you point over. Now look at your watch and say in exactly 6 seconds that man is going to get slapped. count down and point! Step 4 - Now you've proven you know the future tell your target that the young you is going to enter the bar and although this is going to sound insane tell them that in order to save the planet they need to sleep with the young version of you in whatever way he wants! If you don't, he wont be able to find the solution to global warming that saves the human race. Step 5 - Make a quick exit before your target can pick holes in what you have just said. Tell them that you have to get back to the reality accelerator before the vortex closes. Step 6 - Leave, go home and remove the make up. Re-enter the bar and wait for your target to approach you. Then announce that you are super stressed about your top secret project... Step 7 - Warm their globe