//begin chat log ISIS: The NFT market is crashing! I'm boned!!! You know how much money it costs to keep feeding my pet wolf everyday????? UNPAID INTERN: Well, maybe you can focus on making creative, interesting art and then slowly build a community that -- ISIS: If I wanted ideas, I would have asked one of our AI's. They're much smarter than you, get paid more, and they don't ask for health insurance... UNPAID INTERN: ...so why did you make me drive back to the office this late at night? ISIS: Because I need you to hire me an army of Executive Consultants. *They* are gonna turn this whole NFT show around, not you. Or at least we're gonna burn all the money that we made paying them to try... I need to hit my sales quota somehow. UNPAID INTERN: But if we run out of money, are you still at least going to pay my gas stipend? ISIS: That's a bit selfish to talk about right now when we're in the middle of an emergency, don't you think? Go call A.P.E., and hire every overpaid consultant they've got, and fly them all out here first class. NOW. -Isis Sakura, Head of Marketing, International Megadigital Bootleg Products Division --- CYBERPUNK APE EXECUTIVES They're apes. They're executive consultants from a dark future. They'll do your accounting, retool your business model, and pivot your pivot tables. 1/1 handmade pixel art. Prices rise with each drop. Capped at 150
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