The IT worker feels the pull of the workplace perhaps more than many others. The lawyer or CEO can leave work at home as they putt around the golf course. The IT worker is more like the emergency room doctor. They are often on call twenty-four hours a day, and they were only scheduled to work fifteen of those. Here we blend data cables, intestines, and tentacles to grab the IT worker. The colors are the Dell, Cisco, and Huawei palette. Have I ever worked IT? No, but I've had IT folks work for me, and I ground them to paste.