The vet was driving down the road when she saw the bacon in obvious distress. She pulled over and ran to the sidewalk where the poor beast struggled. The bacon's owner called her regular vet, who arrived on the scene quickly. The two vets, who had never met before that day, worked quickly and efficiently, but they could not identify what was making the bacon so ill. It crossed the rainbow bridge that day. The bacon could not be cured. The two vets later married and started a farm for unwanted breakfast meats.No sound