GOOOPRIEL_THE_CELESTIAL is a chaotic divine mess of celestial leftovers & inter-dimensional condiments, half fever dream, half heavenly food fight. As the Archangel of Questionable Decisions & Cosmic Condiments, he radiates absurd wisdom, gooopy empathy, & bureaucratic flair, all wrapped in a visage that’s equal parts avant-garde junk art, & sentient salad bar. He speaks in eye rolls, submits blessings in triplicate, & leaks secrets into your dreams like a cosmic car accident. A master of Goopomancy & sass, GOOOPRIEL'S holy presence is equal parts sticky prophecy & absurdist delight. Can be overheard saying, “Blessings, mortals. You seem to be lacking the sauce.” Art by Ed Dinzole