Mondo Megabits

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ERC1155

"Not feeling well? Well, maybe it's 'cause you're always on that phone." Materials Needed to Craft: 4x San Francisco roadside needle, 1x Malaysian Airlines black box wireless receiver, used 9mm hollow point round (commonly found inside dead gangstalkers), vaccine of choice Retail Cost: $155,000 ($5.23 if you have insurance (you don't)) Network Test: 7.7 Gbps Download / 35 Mbps upload Remotely inject any known vaccine into another person's genome--- yeah, get it in there, let it mess around inside.. Commonly utilized near elementary schools and fast food joints. Once applied to a target they become sluggish and weak, also they can't get hard anymore, permanently. Rapivax: Deals 25 damage for each vaccine; Unlimited use; 15% chance of turning enemy 100% gay (flip a coin three times like an idiot with nothing better to do) Player may not calculate odds using anything other than a coin. Rapivax is double-certified "safe 100%" by both the FDA and Dept. of Agriculture. Bugelsil: Deals no damage; One use only; Bugelsil affects every enemy card which already suffers from any other vaccine status effect; Bugelsil has no effect on unvaccinated cards; Strange side effect: The high acidity of the Bugelsil vaccine causes all metal enemy item cards to corrode and break (opponent must return them to bottom of his deck); 50/50% chance enemy card(s) become gay OR asexual (flip a coin). Bugelsil is triple-certified safe by the D.O.T., the Office on Violence Against Women, and the FDA. Provaxtrin: Blocks HIV and HIV Ex Plus a for ten (10) turns; Can choose multiple targets for a dose but it is one-time use only; Lowers target INT by 2; Player may target either his own creatures or opponent's, or both. A good strategic choice if you have many homosexual cards and your opponent has many high Intelligence cards. any safety certification (FDA and Dept. of Vaccinations pending as of publication).