Mondo Megabits

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ERC1155

"Breaking the sound barrier just got easier." 20x102mm - Pitney Bowes HK Hyper Primed (MAGICAL) BUFF ITEM. APPLY TO ANY FIREARM. Compatible Weapons: M197 Gatling Gun, M61 Vulcan Auto-Cannon WARNING: OPERATOR WILL BECOME DEAF AND BLIND INSTANTLY. 20mm depleted uranium rounds were already evil enough- nobody asked for this even deadlier Willy Wonka funhouse version. But Pitney Bowes doesn't wait for someone to ask. They just whip out the blueprints like Tony Stark and do their whole, iconic-but-aloof genius thing (How Do We Kill More People?). 20mm Hyperkinteic Rounds utilize electro-tech and math 3 to make the first ever pro-sumer grade projectile cartridge that breaks not only the sound barrier, but the speed of light!* Just like fighter jets, these rounds feature compact jet engines in place of the usual chemical propellant. Common Misconception: THE BRIGHT GREEN TRAIL THAT FOLLOWS THE BULLET ISN'T WHITE PHOSPHORUS, IT'S ACTUALLY ATOMS BEING SPLIT BY THE TIP AS IT SLICES THROUGH TIMESPACE!* (*Mfr. claims) Pitney Bowes GadgetGeeks don't even fully understand themselves how 20mm Hyperkinetic Rounds work, but it's probably something to do with phantom photon afterimages being yanked through the Higgs field from the 4th or 5th dimension. Something like that.* (*Mfr. claims) 20mm Hyperkinteic Rounds go in a straight line no matter what. If you're lucky, it's possible to obliterate a Chinese family on the other side of the planet. Collateral-Clip That: Do I not have NVIDIA Highlights on? Load 20mm Hyperkinetic Rounds into any firearm item; Fire! Attack any two (2) creatures-the bullet goes right through them for 1000 DMG each; 20mm Kyperkinetic Rounds-equipped firearm is broken and unrepairable (discard it). Operator takes 250 Sight DMG and 250 Deafness DMG (permanent ringing in ears, night blindness).