Mondo Megabits

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Doesn't contain any chemicals, but they say your body "absorbs and amplifies" the shape of the pill, resulting in a massive boner. *Cialamin is not a pharmaceutical compound but rather penular-shaped nanites which swarm to your SHMEAT and stretch that bizznitch 'til it damn near BUSTS. Price: $10 a pill, baby. LD50: If you take more than 500 mg, your thing over-throbs and combusts, peeling back/open like a malfunctioning RPG-7. People die from this. Have You Ever Microwaved: A hotdog? This is what will happen to your dongle - shredded & split up by teeny-tiny HL2 Manhack nanite boner bots. Most Memorable Erowid Review: Guy dropped acid while already microflipping on MDT-3 before popping 3 Cialamin mere inches away from PLATFORM 4 (fourth plateau where you meet DMT Harry Potter). Blacked out for hours, but woke up nearly bled out from his burst open SHITCOCK- had a selfie on his phone with CHEECH from CHEECH and CHONG from the blackout period, OP claims not to remember meeting him. This story has been cross-confirmed and verified by ADMINS. This story is often featured in 'r/ASKREDDIT - WHAT WAS YOUR CRAZIEST TRIP?' TTS YouTube videos. It's been 48 hours, shouldn't this be wearing off? >Go All night: A creature on Cialamin gains one (1) extra action per female creature currently in play (females themselves cannot take Cialamin but robots, androids, demons, etc., can).