Mondo Megabits

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ERC1155

"Cyberspace: A consensual hallucination experienced by billions of unique identities, in every nation except maybe Africa." Vyco (Jack) and [D.I.N.] (Jill) are tandem artificial intelligences created by NorKon machine-learning researchers. Attempts at creating a single entity with the ability to think like a human <self-awareness, creativity, etc.> resulted without exception in the sui*ide of the cyber lifeform. The NorKons found that separating certain personality traits and impulses into SLI-bridged containers (exactly like they are in a real human brain) enabled the new minds(s) (they/them) to be merely existentially-depressed- and therefore not bad enough to self-harm by running Prime95 on every thread in a feedback loop. Vyco (Jack) and [D.I.N.] (Jill) can pilot an electric vehicle, identify song lyrics, and consistently beat the Chutes and Ladders world champion, so they/them is literally a superintelligence more important or complex than any ape-brained human. Provided, of course, that the egghead caretakers remember to properly clean and lubricate the Intelligent Radiowave Link (IRL) which keeps the robotic hemispheres in contact. To keep the ultrabrain focused on molecular simulations and 16th dimensional trig, and not petty squabbles/minutia/philosophy, the scientists feed they/them a steady supply of NUKE, an Adderall-like compound derived from FLUX-G. What is their true purpose? To sift through history's wreckage & repair the broken timeline, in a futile attempt to un-do The Event. They are at war with The Micros and with South Korea. Bicameral_Mind: When you play this card, it becomes two (2) creatures. You may use toilet paper and coins if you do not have multiple copies of this card and/or official Mondo Megabits stat tokens (they look like red and blue jellybeans-you should have some in your starter pack SWAG SABRESTACHE). Stack coins on top of toilet paper to represent stats. Each piece of toilet paper gets exactly half the stats shown on this card. Lost in the Sauce: When either Vyco (Jack) OR [D.I.N.] (Jill) uses a Drug item, they both enjoy the effects, and for double (2x) the duration. Jack In, Plug Out: If Vyco (Jack) and [D.I.N.] (Jill) do not both consume a Drug Item at least once every (5) turns, destroy them. Bad, Together: Copper wire theft attack. 300 DMG if both Vyco (Jack) and [D.I.N.] (Jill) are still alive.