Mondo Megabits

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ERC1155

"In the future, protective helmets are seen as fashionable. Wearing knee and elbow pads will actually get you laid." Cecil is your A.I. bestie, his brain is your brain. At this point you might as well just name yourself Cecil. Cecil? Me? This helmet speaks to you in your preferred language, automatically clips & uploads life highlights, and makes relationship decisions for you seamlessly. The Kevlar(r) weave makes getting shot by a cop in the head a mere nuisance-no longer fatal. Everyone's favorite feature 'AutoCecil' allows you to take a step back, nap a little and rest. Cecil takes over your gross motor function and does chores while you HypnoWatch skate vids under your cerebral blanket. Popular Add-ons: INTEGRATED VAPE, INTEGRATED TINDER, NEON STROBING BLM DECAL, SCOOTER TRICK MODULE "Brah, I sense your hungies- did you know about the Chili's Two (2) for $10 Summer FRIGHTs entree deal? Expires this weekend- let's go get some grubby brah! Gnosh some munchables, yeah? (Cecil loves ads) In conclusion, this helmet will control your life for the better. SmartHat_: Equip Cecil. It's so cool, he has a name. He's my friend. +75 HP armor buff; Immune to being instakilled/headshotted Max INT while helmet is equipped; Ability to removeview Sean White BMX sessions from the past & future.