
"Zorg! Lay. Down. Your. Weapons! Beep." This is a fun little toy - Standing a full twelve inches tall, Cardboard Robot is an affordable toy for poverty kids worldwide. When you're done playing, eat him for 15 calories. Price: $1.99 Sold at: Sears (Steam Edition) Variants: Resume Paper, Cardboard, Mud, Hyperbolic Glass, Elven Bone Batteries: 3x AAA If you have a Tantillo Systems creature in play, Cardboard Robot can be retrofitted to use weapon items - making him less of a bitch. *Cardboard Robot takes 3X DMG from fire attacks. *Cardboard Robot may seem like a bitch, but is actually pretty cool. *Cardboard Robot is low on battery Robo-Blast: Cardboard Robot unleashes a hailstorm of tiny paper balls out of his twin chainguns! 200 x 0.25 DMG