Mondo Megabits

0x7…AF3

ERC1155

"NEWSBOP: 100% OF ALL PEOPLE ARE FATSO DEPRESSO WAGE SLAVES WITH NO WAY OUT!" Previously, only 99.9999% of people were fatso depresso wage slaves with no way out. "When reality doesn't fit the narrative, change reality." ------------------------------ BOP'd: All they ever show now is apocalypse porn masquerading as a news broadcast… But no one’s really doing anything about it… ♦ 250 DMG to all enemy creatures except those from Tubbos and Cubical Cog Clan (already damaged beyond repair). ♦ Place a Depression Marker on all surviving enemy creatures. Opponent must pay Universal Basic Income of one (1) Funding Point to remove this marker. If opponent does not pay, the creatures become Suicidal (flip a coin every turn, for each Suicidal creature, to see if they continue living or not)