EMPLOYEE NAME: _Thaddeus-1175a_ EMPLOYEE LEVEL: [GREEN] [YELLOW] [RED] ADMINISTRATOR NAME: _____________ FEMACUBE³ Corporate is committed to the highest standards of research and mining excellence, customer care, safety standards, and workplace community standards. Please answer the following questions to give us a better idea of how to best place you as an employee. THIS DOCUMENT IS PROTECTED BY FEMACUBE³ CORPORATE SECURITY INFORMATION POLICY. DO NOT SHARE THIS DOCUMENT WITH ANYONE ON PENALTY OF BLOODLINE TERMINATION. Have you ever been convicted of a space felony? Circle the best answer: Hell Yeah, Motherfucker Traffic or civil violation (Explain: ___________________________) I don’t remember No, I bribed the judge No, necrophilia is only a misdemeanor No criminal record because no surviving witnesses No, I slept with the prosecutor Yes, I was convicted of one of the following megacrimes: (circle it) Super Treason, Murdering Heads of Staff, Anarchy/Arson, Fuck the Cops, Anime Circle the term you feel best describes you: Good guy Badbutt (Can’t say the A$$ word) Some Guy Sexual Deviant THE guy! Cool Guy Big Guy Lucky Guy Don’t Remember Mathlete Lil’ Guy Yung Thug Cowboy on a Steel Horse Fat Dumb A lot smarter than you Cool and smart and good, big muscle and also handsome and not retarded Goku Model Train Enthusiast Reptilian Extremist Religious Fundamentalist Sexy Girl Who Might Sleep With You If You Give Me Money And Presents And Validate And Protect Me Edgelord Unsexy Girl Who Won’t Sleep With You And Probably Could Beat You Up ------------------- I Know You So Well: Peek at enemy’s next card to be drawn.