Mondo Megabits

0x7…AF3

ERC1155

"Sheeple:… Scanned. 871-31-3291." This device is used to keep track of individual serfs/lower humans that can be used for organs, sex slavery, fuel, etc. Sheeple Scanner scans sheeple quickly, pulling up SSN, Last Intimate Partner, M.V.O. (Most Valuable Organ), and favorite TV show—lightning fast. Usually brandished by F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E.³ TerrorSafe Constables. Sheeple Scanners can also be integrated into public spaces, Subway® stops and restaurants, masturbation booths, etc. Powered by two (2) AA batteries. ------------------------ M.O.V.: Confiscate an enemy creature's liver and sell it to the Fob-Fentee. ♦ 125 DMG; can no longer heal; ♦ -3 PSI; ♦ +125 HP to one of your creatures