"Buy crisis liability insurance. Buy it now Maury. As SOON as you hang up this phone, you need to make that call and buy the insurance. This is going down TOMORROW." A.K.A. SHers. A type of artificial human hybridized in underground CIA bases for events where human expendability is a top priority. e.g.: Sandy Hook. These Hollywood extras come pre-loaded with realistic blood. They look cute but don’t worry-they don’t feel pain and they don’t have any comprehension of mortality. Sandy Hookers have low health but player can play an unlimited amount, funding permitting. Advantages: Lifelike, no reptilian vibe. Hard to detect unless blasted with the April-2014-A pgm. Difficult to screen from the public through interrogation, due to advanced CIA/NSA GPT-4 technology. Disadvantages: Quantum Leap-style problems when they forget where they were in the script and say the wrong thing. As a result SHers avoid giving direct testimony and appearing in tragedy fundraiser videos. Examples: Most of the Sandy Hook actors. Adam Lambda. His new stepmom. ----------------- They’re Everywhere: Once the initial cost to play has been paid, create unlimited duplicate instances of Sandy Hookers on the battlefield at a cost of one (1) Funding Point per