"In the future crypto is banned and the NAMERAC-buck (US dollar successor) is actually doing really really well :)" Two girls are on treadmills in the gym, one of asks the other: "So Julie.. do u worship the NAMERAC-buck, our great nationโs sovereign currency?" "Erhm.. No..?" Girl #1 whips out her phone and pops open DigiSnitch- the new and improved patriot app (Now on FitBitch, the No. 1. GirlQueen fitness device, GoBitchโข) DigiSnitch allows users to report all sorts of traitorous infractions, such as questioning petrodollar V3 sanctity and reacting negatively to public executions. Seconds after submitting your TERROR REPORT, a black masked Romanian police officer adorned in PMC getup C4 breachers the glass door of the OrangeFitnessโข and safe-chokes Girl #2 unconscious- dragging her out by her feet. He comes back in for the woman who reported her. Submit terror report? Julie will die. NO [YES] --------------- Iโm Telling: You bitch! Snitch on an opponentโs non-F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E.ยณ creature causing JailDeath. You must also destroy one of your own non-F.E.M.A.C.U.B.E.ยณ creatures, should you have any. Counter-Telling: If opponent has FedGov MyBuddy Mobile in hand, they may tattle first and shut it down- locking up one of your creatures without consequence