"Are you sure this is an official FedGov checkpoint? Sir?" Aite take the Silky off–wave check my nigga. Them shits better be on ocean. Both players roll d6. ----------------------------------- [d1-d3] “Roast Ya Shit”: "Your shits is NOT on swim my boy, you thought you was gettin off with that dusty ass flat ass shit." ♦ All creatures -3 SWG, bring next item card in deck into hand. Shuffle. [d4-d5] “Type Wavey”: "Okayy, ya shits kinda flee no funny. Keep at it, but maybe get a new barber tho cus that shape up iffy." ♦ 25 Emotional DMG and +2 SWG to all creatures. Gain 1 Narrative Point. [d6] “Silver Surfer”: "No funnyyy shit on my deadz bro, Ya shit surfy." ♦ Revive last slain creature, +300 HP to max HP. Ignore funding points next turn