Elagabalus is a Cane Corso of no club, stitched out of patience, weight, and a stubborn fairness. Elagabalus keeps a private map of the cracked freeway loop, marked with which corners feel kind and which feel watched. Even the glassbirds quiet for a moment when Elagabalus walks under the leaning tree. The old soup stalls have heard most of Elagabalus's theories and politely keep them to themselves. Academic detail: Finished pup school with a 2.76 GBS (Gud Boy Scale), a perfectly average grade earned in mostly above average ways.