Salisbury Stout is a Bulldog of no club, stubborn in public and soft hearted in private, a proper comic boulder. Salisbury Stout has named every cracked tile near the fountain steps in The Yard and refuses to share the list. There is a corner of the mushroom farms where Salisbury Stout is unofficially assumed to be in charge of nothing in particular. Whatever else changes, Salisbury Stout means to be one of the names answered for when the corridor lights flicker over the lower mall after rain season. Academic detail: Graduated pup school with a steady 3.31 GBS (Gud Boy Scale), known mostly for never falling asleep during the long lectures.