Among the unaffiliated, Voltaire stands out as a Poodle who is an artist with the patience of a tinkerer and the timing of a comedian. Voltaire translates glassbird songs by guessing wildly and confidently. There is a long running rumor that Voltaire once swapped a wheel that everyone agrees has opinions for a better story and called the trade fair. Voltaire just wants the soup hot, the friends close, and the sealed doors to stay sealed for at least one more season.