Asquith Moss is a Bulldog, stitched out of stoicism and a hidden soft spot. Friends learned long ago not to interrupt Asquith Moss near the overgrown stadium rim, especially with a metal flower from the satellite field in hand. The Yard has a small unspoken rule about teasing Asquith Moss near the rooftop kennels, mostly because nobody wants to lose. Asquith Moss suspects the universe rewards pups who share their snacks and ask the awkward questions.