Colette Soiree is a Poodle, decorated like a walking gallery and twice as opinionated. There is a story going around that Colette Soiree once heard a glass jar lantern that flickers with old light answer back, briefly. The Yard has a small unspoken rule about teasing Colette Soiree near the satellite flowers field, mostly because nobody wants to lose. Under the jokes, Colette Soiree wants to leave The Yard a little brighter than it was found.