// chat log ISIS: This @GxngYxngNFT guy has been making a fat bankroll selling ghosts. And we're here -- up to our necks in ghosts haunting this office -- and our ROI on them is currently zero. UNPAID INTERN: I saw Gong Yang's #Ghxsts project. It's pretty neat! ISIS: Â And that's why we need to do a "homage" where we steal his idea and make money on it. We've already got occult transients for days who don't pay rent here, so just round them up and sell them as NFTs. UNPAID INTERN: Maybe #Ghxsts is successful because people want to support an independent artist who is doing a sincere project instead of a cynical cash-in-- ISIS: Listen carefully. The more time we waste being sincere, the less time we have to cash-in and count our Internet-ducats. So just digitize whatever ghosts you find around the office, junior, and leave the STRATEGY to paid supervisors. UNPAID INTERN: I'm a graphic design student, not a paranormal investigator. ISIS: You got this internship to learn new skills, right? INTERN: Will I still get college credit for this? ISIS: I don't have time for pointless details. Just catch these spooky freeloaders and put them inside of the NFTs or whatever you all do in this department. --- Introducing: REJECTED BXXTLEG GHOSTS by International Megadigital The ghosts hanging out around the @IntlMegadigital CONTENT FACTORYâ„¢ are gonna start working if they want to live here because the higher ups say there's money to be made. They're cute. They're fun. And most importantly, they are legally distinct from #Ghxsts, #zxdiac, #Demxn, and #Alixn . In short, there is absolutely no legally recognizable claim that can be made against International Megadigital for this collection. I decree that any Rejected Bxxtleg Ghosts are heretofore completely free of intellectual property violations and so on and so forth, et al. - Sincerely, Lucius Constantinople, International Megadigital's Legal Counsel