Observation
Oh, fantastic. I finally leave the house, and I’m at a party with a bunch of monkeys. Who invited me? Was this a prank? Am I supposed to mingle? Bring bananas? Do I shake hands or start picking bugs off backs? And the conversation—what do we even talk about? The latest HBO show? Grooming techniques? Meanwhile, a bunch of crypto bros show up, and now it’s really a zoo. I’ll grab a drink, find a corner, and pray nobody flings anything at me—financial advice included.