
Supervisor Lol and Jailor Geo were testing the new R.A.F.F.L.E. (Random Access Floating Fast Lock Enclosure) chamber next to the archive on Floor 69, when suddenly a disturbance in the space-time fabric appeared inside the chamber. Our environmental scanners detected high levels of EGOD energy; the flickering and pulsating cloud of energy briefly compressed itself with a hissing sound, manifesting the likeness of a demon. Or at least that was what we initially thought but he seemed different, very unlike the other demons we had encountered so far. We could only describe it as a poor and low-effort mimicry of the demons in the S.H.A.C.K.. Geo stepped closer towards the chamber to investigate and locked eyes with the demon. Lost in the deep black flames of its eyes and the soft rustling of its beard, Geo started feeling strange sensations, smelling the name Podrick and tasting infinitesimal odds ever-growing and exploding into reality. In a brief flash, the demon reverted into its energetic form and zapped into Geos face. We now believe it nested into his frontal lobe, as the daydreaming continued ever since.