Pilon was working the BiG iNC Conveni-Mart sandwich counter, showing off some of his new hand-painted collectible figurines to a neighborhood middle-schooler, when The Thing that Happened happened. A man of many talents, all of which he'd be happy to tell you about at length, Pilon soon discovered that when he brings a figurine to life, it literally comes to life. Now surrounded by a tiny army of warriors who worship him as a deity, Pilon is quietly unsure of what to do with his newfound power and learning to deal with the responsibilities of godhood.