WokePixels
Introducing the world's first, and possibly only, Politically Correct NFT Collection: "WokePixels". A collection so progressive it makes a Prius look like a gas-guzzling monster truck. These aren't your ordinary, run-of-the-mill NFTs, these are the tokenized symbols of enlightened 21st-century thinking. Each "Woke Pixel" is a masterpiece of inclusivity and tolerance, painstakingly crafted by a collective of artists who come from the full spectrum of humanity, with every piece audited by a dedicated panel of sensitivity readers. They are designed in a fully solar-powered studio, located in a co-op housing community, with each pixel symbolizing a step forward for the human race. The NFTs have been minted on the most eco-friendly blockchain imaginable, one that runs exclusively on the power of positive thoughts and good vibes. Every transaction emits zero carbon, makes zero waste, and leaves zero trace - except for a warm fuzzy feeling in your heart. In the true spirit of equality, every "WokePixel" NFT is identical, because assigning different values to different artworks would be inherently hierarchical and thus, problematic. Instead, each NFT is universally flattering, non-binary shade of the rainbow. Proceeds from every sale are split evenly across a range of charities, ensuring that every time a "WokePixel" changes hands, it's not just the buyer and seller who benefit, but the whole planet. And there's more! Each "WokePixel" comes with an accompanying personal pronoun of choice, to ensure that even in the virtual world, we respect and celebrate individual identities. So, don't just stand there on the sidelines of the digital revolution. Make a statement, take a stand, and join the "WokePixels" movement today. Because in the new world of NFTs, being politically correct is the most valuable asset of all.