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365 days. 365 front pages. Every gloriously stupid moment of 2025, redrawn as satirical newspaper art. No domain of human idiocy is spared. And the dumbest part? You can own one to remember it. Welcome to your timeline.

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HUMANITY FINALLY ASKS THE DEADLY TOMB FUNGUS FOR MEDICAL ADVICE

HUMANITY FINALLY ASKS THE DEADLY TOMB FUNGUS FOR MEDICAL ADVICE

X-LO:

80%

#50

NASA ERASES WOMEN FROM SPACE — MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

NASA ERASES WOMEN FROM SPACE — MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

X-LO:

98%

#49

NEEDERLANDS TOWN BINS WARHOL MASTERPIECE, CALLS IT “UNFORTUNATE”

NEEDERLANDS TOWN BINS WARHOL MASTERPIECE, CALLS IT “UNFORTUNATE”

LO:

70%

#48

12 MILLION STARVING, BUT DON’T WORRY—THE WORLD IS BUSY SCROLLING

12 MILLION STARVING, BUT DON’T WORRY—THE WORLD IS BUSY SCROLLING

MID:

38%

#47

TRUMP SPEEDRUNS TO DICTATORSHIP: “FOLLOW THE LAW” = TREASON

TRUMP SPEEDRUNS TO DICTATORSHIP: “FOLLOW THE LAW” = TREASON

X-LO:

82%

#46

RALLY IN INDIA TURNS DEADLY, APPARENTLY MATH WAS HARD

RALLY IN INDIA TURNS DEADLY, APPARENTLY MATH WAS HARD

LO:

56%

#45

THE U.S. POURS PREMIUM GASOLINE ON A PERFECTLY GOOD GEOPOLITICAL FIRE

THE U.S. POURS PREMIUM GASOLINE ON A PERFECTLY GOOD GEOPOLITICAL FIRE

MID:

26%

#44

CHILDREN ENJOY BRIEF HOLIDAY FROM ‘HOLY ATTENTION’ AS POPE EXITS

CHILDREN ENJOY BRIEF HOLIDAY FROM ‘HOLY ATTENTION’ AS POPE EXITS

MID:

34%

#43

FRANCE'S MICHELIN CHEFS AWAIT NEW STAR RATINGS WITH SUICIDAL THOUGHTS

FRANCE'S MICHELIN CHEFS AWAIT NEW STAR RATINGS WITH SUICIDAL THOUGHTS

MID:

32%

#42

HUMANITY DISCOVERS “DARK STARS” AND WONDERS HOW TO PUT ADS ON THEM

HUMANITY DISCOVERS “DARK STARS” AND WONDERS HOW TO PUT ADS ON THEM

LO:

58%

#41

HONG KONG’S LAST MAJOR PRO‑DEMOCRACY PARTY AGREES TO SHUT DOWN

HONG KONG’S LAST MAJOR PRO‑DEMOCRACY PARTY AGREES TO SHUT DOWN

LO:

64%

#40

ALIENS DETECTED—COMING NOT TO CONQUER, BUT TO CLEAN UP OUR STUPIDITY

ALIENS DETECTED—COMING NOT TO CONQUER, BUT TO CLEAN UP OUR STUPIDITY

LO:

54%

#39

EUROPE HOLDS ANOTHER MIGRATION MEETING WHILE THE SEA KEEPS COLLECTING

EUROPE HOLDS ANOTHER MIGRATION MEETING WHILE THE SEA KEEPS COLLECTING

MID:

30%

#38

THIEVES EXPLODE DUTCH MUSEUM, STEAL DACIAN GOLD, AND HISTORY SHRUGS

THIEVES EXPLODE DUTCH MUSEUM, STEAL DACIAN GOLD, AND HISTORY SHRUGS

LO:

52%

#37

SUDAN DISCOVERS WAR CRIMES ARE APPARENTLY JUST A SUGGESTION

SUDAN DISCOVERS WAR CRIMES ARE APPARENTLY JUST A SUGGESTION

MID:

48%

#36

LOCAL WOMAN INTERRUPTS OWN CREMATION LIKE A BAD MEETING

LOCAL WOMAN INTERRUPTS OWN CREMATION LIKE A BAD MEETING

HI:

22%

#35

NUCLEAR NEIGHBORS CONTINUE DIPLOMACY VIA MISSILES

NUCLEAR NEIGHBORS CONTINUE DIPLOMACY VIA MISSILES

LO:

60%

#34

NORWEGIAN SKI JUMPERS TURN WINTER SPORT INTO SPACE PROGRAM

NORWEGIAN SKI JUMPERS TURN WINTER SPORT INTO SPACE PROGRAM

MID:

34%

#33

WHEN DEMOCRACY GETS ARRESTED: TURKEY LOCKS UP ITS OWN MAYOR

WHEN DEMOCRACY GETS ARRESTED: TURKEY LOCKS UP ITS OWN MAYOR

MID:

40%

#32

SCENIC PROFITS FLOAT, SAFETY SINKS QUIETLY BELOW THE WATERLINE

SCENIC PROFITS FLOAT, SAFETY SINKS QUIETLY BELOW THE WATERLINE

LO:

62%

#31

HONG KONG HOLDS ELECTION THAT LOOKS LIKE DEMOCRACY’S COUSIN

HONG KONG HOLDS ELECTION THAT LOOKS LIKE DEMOCRACY’S COUSIN

MID:

26%

#30

COUNTRY ELECTS MATCH, ACTS SHOCKED WHEN FIRE ARRIVES ON SCHEDULE

COUNTRY ELECTS MATCH, ACTS SHOCKED WHEN FIRE ARRIVES ON SCHEDULE

X-LO:

88%

#29

MYSTERIOUS DRONES PARALYZE MUNICH AIRPORT WHILE HUMANS DEBATE

MYSTERIOUS DRONES PARALYZE MUNICH AIRPORT WHILE HUMANS DEBATE

HI:

16%

#28

HUMAN-TISSUE ROBOTIC ARM OUTPERFORMS ITS CREATORS

HUMAN-TISSUE ROBOTIC ARM OUTPERFORMS ITS CREATORS

LO:

66%

#27

WORLD’S FIRST GONORRHOEA VACCINE, BUT NOT FOR EVERYONE

WORLD’S FIRST GONORRHOEA VACCINE, BUT NOT FOR EVERYONE

LO:

72%

#26

DRIVER TRUSTS GPS OVER BASIC SURVIVAL INSTINCTS, ENDS UP INTO A LAKE

DRIVER TRUSTS GPS OVER BASIC SURVIVAL INSTINCTS, ENDS UP INTO A LAKE

X-LO:

86%

#25

LEBANON AND SYRIA BRING THEIR OWN MATCHES TO THE PARTY

LEBANON AND SYRIA BRING THEIR OWN MATCHES TO THE PARTY

MID:

42%

#24

UAE DISCOVERS THAT “DON’T FILM THIS” IS EFFECTIVE MARKETING

UAE DISCOVERS THAT “DON’T FILM THIS” IS EFFECTIVE MARKETING

X-HI:

8%

#23

GLOBAL ELITES SAVE THE WORLD WITH BASS DROPS AND HIP SHAKES

GLOBAL ELITES SAVE THE WORLD WITH BASS DROPS AND HIP SHAKES

LO:

74%

#22

WORLD DISCOVERS BIG TECH MONOPOLIES, PROMISES TO MAYBE DO SOMETHING

WORLD DISCOVERS BIG TECH MONOPOLIES, PROMISES TO MAYBE DO SOMETHING

LO:

68%

#21

HISTORIC LISBON FUNICULAR TURNS DEADLY DUE TO NEGLIGENCE

HISTORIC LISBON FUNICULAR TURNS DEADLY DUE TO NEGLIGENCE

X-HI:

14%

#20

HUMANITY DISCOVERS 110,000 SPIDERS BUILT A MEGACITY

HUMANITY DISCOVERS 110,000 SPIDERS BUILT A MEGACITY

X-HI:

10%

#19

GLOBAL THERMOMETER HITS “ARE YOU KIDDING ME” LEVELS AGAIN

GLOBAL THERMOMETER HITS “ARE YOU KIDDING ME” LEVELS AGAIN

X-LO:

76%

#18

PRESIDENT WITH 2% APPROVAL DECIDES SHE’S UNDERPAID ANYWAY

PRESIDENT WITH 2% APPROVAL DECIDES SHE’S UNDERPAID ANYWAY

EX:

4%

#17

50,000 PEOPLE FLEE SUDAN AS THE WORLD HEROICALLY CONTINUES NOT CARING

50,000 PEOPLE FLEE SUDAN AS THE WORLD HEROICALLY CONTINUES NOT CARING

MID:

50%

#16

TRUMP GETS DUMPED BY “MYSTERIOUSLY UNBOTHERED” PUTIN

TRUMP GETS DUMPED BY “MYSTERIOUSLY UNBOTHERED” PUTIN

X-LO:

90%

#15

MADAGASCAR COUP: HOW TO LOSE POWER BEFORE YOU EVEN HAVE IT

MADAGASCAR COUP: HOW TO LOSE POWER BEFORE YOU EVEN HAVE IT

EX:

2%

#14

AI NEWS SITE INVENTS ENTIRE TOWN, REALITY BECOMES OPTIONAL

AI NEWS SITE INVENTS ENTIRE TOWN, REALITY BECOMES OPTIONAL

X-LO:

78%

#13

ELDERLY LEGIONS MOBILIZED AS JAPAN DECLARES WAR ON BEARS

ELDERLY LEGIONS MOBILIZED AS JAPAN DECLARES WAR ON BEARS

HI:

20%

#12

COMPANY REPLACES HR WITH AI, WORKERS DISCOVER AUTOMATED NEGLECT

COMPANY REPLACES HR WITH AI, WORKERS DISCOVER AUTOMATED NEGLECT

X-LO:

96%

#11

UK SENDS £752M TO UKRAINE WHILE QUIETLY GUZZLING PUTIN-FLAVOURED PETROL

UK SENDS £752M TO UKRAINE WHILE QUIETLY GUZZLING PUTIN-FLAVOURED PETROL

X-HI:

12%

#10

OFFICE INTRODUCES NAP PODS, PRODUCTIVITY IMMEDIATELY SLEEPS

OFFICE INTRODUCES NAP PODS, PRODUCTIVITY IMMEDIATELY SLEEPS

X-LO:

98%

#9

DONALD TRUMP TURNS WHITE HOUSE INTO A TESLA SHOWROOM

DONALD TRUMP TURNS WHITE HOUSE INTO A TESLA SHOWROOM

X-LO:

84%

#8

HA LONG GONE: GREED-FUELED BOATING INDUSTRY SINKS WITH CUSTOMERS

HA LONG GONE: GREED-FUELED BOATING INDUSTRY SINKS WITH CUSTOMERS

HI:

16%

#7

A NIGHTCLUB TURNS INTO HUMAN BRAISIN: 59 BURNED IN KOCANI PYRO-DISASTER

A NIGHTCLUB TURNS INTO HUMAN BRAISIN: 59 BURNED IN KOCANI PYRO-DISASTER

MID:

44%

#6

CARIBBEAN GUILDER MAKES GRAND ENTRANCE, WORLD RESPONDS WITH A SHRUG

CARIBBEAN GUILDER MAKES GRAND ENTRANCE, WORLD RESPONDS WITH A SHRUG

MID:

46%

#5

U.S. BORDER: IDEAS MUST BE DECLARED, FREEDOMS CONFISCATED

U.S. BORDER: IDEAS MUST BE DECLARED, FREEDOMS CONFISCATED

X-LO:

92%

#4

DAVOS ELITES ADMIT WORLD'S DOOMED, INVEST IN ISLANDS AND BUNKERS

DAVOS ELITES ADMIT WORLD'S DOOMED, INVEST IN ISLANDS AND BUNKERS

X-HI:

6%

#3