1000 wagies. One megacorp. Burn to clock in, get paid in stock. All characters are fictional and identified only by number (Wagies #1, #2, #3…). Any resemblance to existing characters, persons, or works is unintentional and coincidental. We claim no rights to, and are not affiliated with, any third-party intellectual property. Zaibatsu Wagies is a proof-of-work payroll system on Robinhood Chain. Each NFT is a worker. Burn $ZAIBATSU to put him on the line and he starts earning $GME — tokenized stock, not points. Two fee engines feed one payroll: — swap fees on $ZAIBATSU — royalties from every secondary sale of this collection Both route into the same on-chain splitter. 90% of every fee event lands in the WagePool, holders claim their pro-rata share in $GME. If your wagie isn't clocked in, he isn't earning. No passive staking.